(Because even micro-bloggers need some rules to play by.)
Welcome to Sphigg.com, the place where you can share your thoughts, follow interesting people, and engage in light-hearted banter – or serious discussions, if that's your thing. But hey, with great micro-blogging power comes great responsibility, so here are some rules and guidelines to keep things civil, fun, and lawsuit-free.
1. Age requirement: Adults only, please
If you’re not at least 18 years old, then what are you even doing here? Go read a book, finish your homework, or do whatever kids these days are into. This platform is for grown-ups – or at least those old enough to pretend they’re grown-ups.
2. Keep it classy: No links to adult content or gambling
We get it, the internet is full of weird and wonderful things, but this isn’t the place to share links to porn, betting, or other shady stuff. Let’s keep our micro-blogging safe for work – or at least safe enough for nosy coworkers to glance at without HR getting involved.
3. Don’t be a jerk
Seriously. No one likes a jerk. That means no racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise offensive content. Avoid being intentionally hurtful, trolling, or acting like you’re auditioning for a reality show villain role. We’re here for witty banter, not toxic behavior.
4. Account suspension: Don’t push your luck
Breaking the rules can lead to suspension or deletion of your account faster than you can say, “But I didn’t mean it!” If we spot you posting prohibited links or being generally unpleasant, your account will vanish – no warning, no appeal. Think of it like a magic trick, but not the fun kind.
5. Respect others’ micro-space
Treat other users with the respect you’d expect if you were in the middle of a very awkward elevator ride together. Comments should be constructive or funny, not cruel. Don’t spam people with irrelevant replies or excessive tagging.
6. Original content only, please
We love creativity! Share your own thoughts, ideas, or memes. Don’t just copy-paste someone else’s genius without credit – that’s lazy and kind of sad.
7. The follow/unfollow dance
Follow whoever you like, but don’t make it weird. Following and unfollowing someone 37 times in an hour is a surefire way to look like a bot (or a stalker). Either way, it’s a bad look.
8. Don’t abuse the platform
If you find a bug, don’t exploit it. Report it. Using the site in unintended ways might seem clever at first, but it’ll just land you on our naughty list. Spoiler: no one wants to be on that list.
9. No bots or fake profiles
You’re a human (we hope), so act like one. No pretending to be a celebrity, your dog, or an obscure Finnish philosopher. Be yourself – unless “yourself” is a bot, in which case, get lost.
10. Have fun, but be responsible
Post what makes you happy, but remember: your words have impact. Micro-blogging might be micro, but bad behavior has macro consequences. Don’t make us call your mom.
11. Email communication
By creating an account on Sphigg.com, you agree to receive occasional emails from us regarding the site. Don’t worry – we won’t spam you with irrelevant nonsense. These emails might include updates about the platform, important notifications, or tips to help you get the most out of your Sphigg experience.
You will also recieve notifications when user likes or comment on your statuses or begin to follow you. You can always disable these notifications emails on your profile settings page.
We take your privacy seriously. Your information stays with us – no selling, sharing, or trading your email address with third parties. We’re not that kind of platform. If you ever decide you don’t want to hear from us, you can unsubscribe from non-essential communications, though some critical updates might still land in your inbox.
FAQs
Q: What happens if I break the rules?
A: Your account gets yeeted into the void. No refunds, no apologies.
Q: Can I appeal a ban?
A: Nope. Our moderators’ decisions are final, because someone has to wear the grown-up pants around here.
Q: Why these rules?
A: Because the internet doesn’t need another chaotic cesspool.
Q: Can I make suggestions for new rules?
A: Sure! We love feedback. Just don’t expect us to take all of it seriously.
Now that you’ve read (or at least skimmed) the rules, go forth and micro-blog responsibly! Or as the cool kids say: post, like, comment, repeat.
